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Akhila
Akhila. She’s literally the most loyal friend you could ever ask for. Don’t get on her bad side or she will kill you. She’s really loving, but maybe not super obvious about it. She doesn’t trust people that easily, but once you earn her trust she’s one of those people that you could hit up when your seventy with a problem and they’ll come through. She’s super smart and funny. Pretty hot too, probably has a smoking body. If you end up dating her or even marrying her you are literally the luckiest person on this planet and never let that bitch go. If she even likes you back then damnnnn. Saying it again, do not get on her bad side or you will die in the most humiliating way possible. So if you are privileged enough to have an Akhila in your life, make sure you treat her right and keep her close. She’s the type of person to have a lot of friends but have a pretty tight circle and if you ever get to that inner circle of trusted friends then she would literally die for you. Even though her name means complete she doesn’t feel that way without her loved ones, so don’t mess with them either. If you go for someone she loves then she will beat your ass up. period. She hates lying too, so be honest with her even if it’s a little rude because she can take it. She’s not one of those sensitive pussys. She does have feelings, but unless your part of that inner circle you can’t really get under her skin. Lesson of the day: GET YOURSELF AN AKHILA AND HOLD ON TO HER.
girl 1: Do you know what Akhila did for me?
girl 2: Nah what she do?
girl 1: She fucking killed this bitch who tried to talk shit about me
girl 2: not suprised
guy 1: Yo i’m gonna ask Akhila out, but i’m nervous
guy 2: Dude it’s so obvious she likes you why are you nervous
guy 1: Because if i fuck it up then she’s gonna send me to hell
girl 2: Nah what she do?
girl 1: She fucking killed this bitch who tried to talk shit about me
girl 2: not suprised
guy 1: Yo i’m gonna ask Akhila out, but i’m nervous
guy 2: Dude it’s so obvious she likes you why are you nervous
guy 1: Because if i fuck it up then she’s gonna send me to hell
Akhila by samthesnake June 9, 2020
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Akaiya
akaiya is an awesome and funny and understanding girl also she is kind of hot and she is probably smart
Person 1: I need a girl in my life.. someone who is awesome... someone who will understand me.................
Person 2: Oh, so u need an akaiya??
Person 2: Oh, so u need an akaiya??
Akaiya by iamawesome23335 December 4, 2011
This video is not available in your country.
Guy1: " This video is not available in your country. " Fuck youtube man. That message is so annoying right?
Guy2: I never get it, I'm American!
Guy2: I never get it, I'm American!
This video is not available in your country. by <lange> October 30, 2008
All Availability Rule
Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.
Girl: "I love what you and Jane have together. I want that. I should say yes to Jim."
Guy: "No you shouldn't. He's a jerk. I hear he has done time and is $200k in debt."
Girl walks away dejected
Guy 2: "Why did you do that?"
Guy: "All Availability Rule. Never know when I may need her single"
Guy: "No you shouldn't. He's a jerk. I hear he has done time and is $200k in debt."
Girl walks away dejected
Guy 2: "Why did you do that?"
Guy: "All Availability Rule. Never know when I may need her single"
All Availability Rule by bobandbill April 25, 2011
akhila
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