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ak-50 is the only semi acceptable ak is u own any ak-47's then ur a fu*king communism
by lpokijuhygvfbdxwc November 23, 2020
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That's Like Giving A Monkey An AK-47

Used for exclaiming that a situation is absurd because it involves someone gaining power that they don't know how to handle and will fuck things up usually in a comical or really fucked up way. Originated from when i (Funzzzies DasFez) saw the monkey that gets an ak47 video where some Africans give a monkey an AK and they get wrecked.
Hilary Clinton might be president. THATS LIKE GIVING A FUCKING MONKEY AN AK47.
Alright boys steve is gonna babysit for you tonight(steve is a pot-smoking fuck up). The fuck mom thats like giving a monkey an ak47.

Little brother gets a car before you. THATS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY AN AK47!
Drillbit Taylor movie villain the bully is 18 therefore has a house to himself without parent supervision, imagine T-dog saying that's like giving a fucking monkey an ak47 in response to that. that is how you use it.

Definition: That's like giving a monkey an AK-47 Basically used whenever someone very under qualified or unable gains power and you disagree and exclaim that that is like giving a damn monkey an ak-47 which is an automatic rifle.
by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 12, 2017
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This is an lyric from YNW MELLY's ''Murder On My Mind'' it's pretty good song if I must say myself, it's probably available everywhere.
Teacher: Class, what's 118-71? Quiet Kid: That's AK-47, MAC-11 GLOCKs, AND 9's. 15 Students: Hey, I think we'll head out, oh what's that mom? Oh you got my sandwich well, sorry guys gotta go! Teacher: Oh. Okay, have a good day? Principal: What's going on in here I got an alert saying we've got a kid with guns? Teacher: Oh, yes it was that kid right there! Quiet Kid: AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's. Oink Oink: Nah my guy you are out of here that's it!! You going to jail today!! Quiet Kid Whispers: AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's.
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Silenced AK-47

The weapon of choice for those who enjoy spray and pray tactics during stealth runs in Rainbow Six: Raven Shield.

Also being developed as a new and real thing in the weapons industry.
You're not real, you're imaginary, like a silenced ak-47

You silenced the motherland? *gasp* Stalin would have a fit!
by Laurelyn March 17, 2015
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AK47-style

The AK47-style (by reference to the notorious soviet assault rifle) is a way of life focused exclusively on results. Collateral damages are irrelevant.

You can apply the AK47-style to your job, couple, kids education, driving style, sex games, cooking...
Boss: this ain't no report... it's just a conclusion!
Employee: yeah it's AK47-style.

Jane: here's your AK47-style omelette, bitch...
Ruth: err... it's not even cooked...

Eva: wtf? Alan you already came???
Alan: yeah it was AK47-style.

Policeman: ...however, the traffic light was red.
you: come on, it's just AK47-style.
by Afroboy April 16, 2008
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ak47sexual

human1: man im ak47sexual
human2:*pulls out ak47*
human1"*blushes*
by metank1 October 6, 2021
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