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That's Like Giving A Monkey An AK-47 

Used for exclaiming that a situation is absurd because it involves someone gaining power that they don't know how to handle and will fuck things up usually in a comical or really fucked up way. Originated from when i (Funzzzies DasFez) saw the monkey that gets an ak47 video where some Africans give a monkey an AK and they get wrecked.
Hilary Clinton might be president. THATS LIKE GIVING A FUCKING MONKEY AN AK47.
Alright boys steve is gonna babysit for you tonight(steve is a pot-smoking fuck up). The fuck mom thats like giving a monkey an ak47.

Little brother gets a car before you. THATS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY AN AK47!
Drillbit Taylor movie villain the bully is 18 therefore has a house to himself without parent supervision, imagine T-dog saying that's like giving a fucking monkey an ak47 in response to that. that is how you use it.

[Definition: That's like giving a monkey an AK-47 Basically used whenever someone very under qualified or unable gains power and you disagree and exclaim that that is like giving a damn monkey an ak-47 which is an automatic rifle.

AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's

This is an lyric from YNW MELLY's ''Murder On My Mind'' it's pretty good song if I must say myself, it's probably available everywhere.
Teacher: Class, what's 118-71? Quiet Kid: That's AK-47, MAC-11 GLOCKs, AND 9's. 15 Students: Hey, I think we'll head out, oh what's that mom? Oh you got my sandwich well, sorry guys gotta go! Teacher: Oh. Okay, have a good day? Principal: What's going on in here I got an alert saying we've got a kid with guns? Teacher: Oh, yes it was that kid right there! Quiet Kid: AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's. Oink Oink: Nah my guy you are out of here that's it!! You going to jail today!! Quiet Kid Whispers: AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's.

Silenced AK-47 

The weapon of choice for those who enjoy spray and pray tactics during stealth runs in Rainbow Six: Raven Shield.

Also being developed as a new and real thing in the weapons industry.
You're not real, you're imaginary, like a silenced ak-47

You silenced the motherland? *gasp* Stalin would have a fit!
Silenced AK-47 by Laurelyn March 17, 2015

AK47-style 

The AK47-style (by reference to the notorious soviet assault rifle) is a way of life focused exclusively on results. Collateral damages are irrelevant.

You can apply the AK47-style to your job, couple, kids education, driving style, sex games, cooking...
Boss: this ain't no report... it's just a conclusion!
Employee: yeah it's AK47-style.

Jane: here's your AK47-style omelette, bitch...
Ruth: err... it's not even cooked...

Eva: wtf? Alan you already came???
Alan: yeah it was AK47-style.

Policeman: ...however, the traffic light was red.
you: come on, it's just AK47-style.
AK47-style by Afroboy April 16, 2008

ak47sexual 

human1: man im ak47sexual
human2:*pulls out ak47*
human1"*blushes*
ak47sexual by metank1 October 6, 2021

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026