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ak47sexual 

human1: man im ak47sexual
human2:*pulls out ak47*
human1"*blushes*
ak47sexual by metank1 October 6, 2021
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akoisexual

Someone who experiences sexual attraction, but doesn't wish for it to be acted on/reciprocated.
He/she is totally hot, but I don't actually want to get involved sexually - since I'm akoisexual I'd prefer to just fantasize from afar.
akoisexual by Aishlion January 12, 2015
Related Words

akiosexual

Akiosexual is when you feel sexual attraction , but as soon as the feeling is returned , They are repulsed ,
Example 1 )

Girl1 - Oh my god ! Dave is so hot ! he makes me horny

Girl2 - OOh ! I'll talk to him !
-Later-
Girl2 - Dave wants to talk to you !
Dave- Hey , we should get together and fuck . MMM you make me hard

Girl1 - ew . Uh nope .

Example 2
Guy- suck my dick

Girl - kay
NEXT DAY
Guy - Hey can you suck my dick now

Girl- uh .. um .. no
Guy - Are you Akiosexual or something ??
akiosexual by H0miesexual December 25, 2015

akoisexual

Technical term for a self-aware simp.
She wants him sexually, but she doesn’t want him to want her back — she is akoisexual
akoisexual by mekapc June 11, 2022

akhisexual 

people who are only attracted to akhi.
hey, wanna date? no, i’m akhisexual, i only like akhi.
akhisexual by noah swaggy July 19, 2021

Akisexual 

A sexual attraction geared only towards the vtuber Aki Takanashi.
Yo I’m Akisexual”
Akisexual by Zenith16 July 24, 2021

akiasexual 

when ur attracted to akias sexy ass
person 1: what’s ur sexuality

person 2: akiasexual

meaning akia is the best

+ aika solos
akiasexual by rain03 February 6, 2022
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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