A.K.A.-47 

A "secondary" or "colloquial" term for the "weapon of choice" among soldiers and firearm-enthusiasts alike.

Some sportsman like to try out all these new-fandangled plastic/resin-bodied target-rifles, but I always prefer da good ol' A.K.A.-47 --- it's cheap, reliable, and easy to service and get parts for.

A.K.A.-47 by QuacksO August 14, 2018

That's Like Giving A Monkey An AK-47 

Used for exclaiming that a situation is absurd because it involves someone gaining power that they don't know how to handle and will fuck things up usually in a comical or really fucked up way. Originated from when i (Funzzzies DasFez) saw the monkey that gets an ak47 video where some Africans give a monkey an AK and they get wrecked.

Hilary Clinton might be president. THATS LIKE GIVING A FUCKING MONKEY AN AK47.
Alright boys steve is gonna babysit for you tonight(steve is a pot-smoking fuck up). The fuck mom thats like giving a monkey an ak47.

Little brother gets a car before you. THATS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY AN AK47!
Drillbit Taylor movie villain the bully is 18 therefore has a house to himself without parent supervision, imagine T-dog saying that's like giving a fucking monkey an ak47 in response to that. that is how you use it.

Definition: That's like giving a monkey an AK-47 Basically used whenever someone very under qualified or unable gains power and you disagree and exclaim that that is like giving a damn monkey an ak-47 which is an automatic rifle.

That's Like Giving A Monkey An AK-47 by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 12, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016