A mysterious and weird person. Likes pizza, Pokémon cards, and will always be there to help. They don’t give a shit about school but love hanging out with friends.
Mary: wow, aixees is so friendly!
John: and they are really cool!
"Dyslexia" backwards. Used as a joke to make up for not reading something right or mispronouncing something. Gets a few laughs although some people could be offended.
Person 1: You didn't say "racecar" right. Are you a retard or something?
The most perfect being in the world. She is always beautiful as heck, and never has a "bad day" where she looked horrible. Very smart, and supportive. When she calls herself ugly, that is the only time she's wrong.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.