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airborne coitus 

Periphrastic speech for flying fuck, usually preceded by "I don't give a . . . . ".
I don't give an airborne coitus what Massachuetts senators think!
airborne coitus by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

The Airborne Toxic Event 

an indie-rock band that was formed in 2006 by Mikel Jollett. the band is made up of

Mikel Jollett
Steven Chen
Noah Harmon
Anna Bulbrook

&
Daren Taylor

THE BEST BAND EVER!

82nd Airborne

One of the three actual airborne units in the United States Army, it's been around even longer than the British Parachute Regiment and it's known for being the tip of the Spear in Germany in WW2 along with the 101st Airborne (Now 101st Air Assault) Theres an old rivalry between the Airborne and Marines. In the 82nd's defense (Even though it's record speaks for itself) it was the 82nd who had captured Fallujah and then had to recapture it after the Marines they handed it off too had lost it; the 82nd is a trusted and much faster response unit than most MEU's.
82nd Airborne by CoMed82 April 24, 2014

Airborne 

1. A military unit which is made up of Paratroopers.
Fort Bragg is the Home of the Airborne.
Airborne by Dirty Black Rob September 28, 2005

airborne swimmers 

Semen spewed forth into open air
When bruce farted, an airborne swimmer grazed Terry's lip. Thank God it was his own!
airborne swimmers by BiggJussn July 28, 2005

Airhorning 

An activity when you hide yourself within the surroundings of a golf course, usually within the wooded areas. You then keep a distance of at least 100ft from you and the tee box and wait for a golfer to make his swing. Once he in mid swing, and making sure no one sees you, you blow an airhorn very loudly, in order to throw him off. It is better to video tape this so you can watch their reactions over and over. If spotted by the golfers, run.
Will: Hey Jordan, you wanna go airhorning?

Jordan: Yeah sure, let me get my camo and then we'll go to walmart to buy a jumbo airhorn.

Will: Alright cool, this is gonna be fun, I can't wait to piss some people off!