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Ain’t On Shit

AKA “AOS”
Describing One’s Activities To The Homie. Not Busy. Maybe An Invitation To Get On Some Shit AKA “OSS”
“I Ain’t On Shit Today Big Cuz”

“You Need A Job Lil Cuz, You AOS”
Ain’t On Shit by YakimaFresh February 2, 2026
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I ain't on that shit! 

Basically, you do not care about whatever someone is talking about, or what they are refering too.
Alex: Someone made a rumor about you.
Amber: I ain't on that shit!

Whitney: But I wanna go to the mall!
Crystal: I ain't on that shit!
I ain't on that shit! by Amber Walker September 10, 2006

sb. ain't got shit on me 

used to express that you are greater and better than somebody else.

or

used to say that somebody has no chance against you
King Kong ain't got shit on me!!!

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me! 

1. The greatest movie quote of the 21st century

2. The most overused quote by average people since "Kneel before Zod!" from Superman 2. It basically means you are unbeatable since King Kong was considered unbeatable and you are saying even he's not on your level
1. (Denzel as Alonzo) "I'll burn this whole motherfucker down! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!"

2. (Some average guy on the 'net) You wanna fight me? You can't beat me! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me 

A tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a Russian mob syndicate.
After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.

micheal jordan aint got shit on me! 

to get random blind grenade kill in a game of modern warefare 2 and kill one of more opponents.
zach and jimmy look micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

you aint got shit on my bling

A phrase used by white trash females usually with two-tone hair(skunks)who think they are "all that", but are acually pathetic import driving losers. It is ironically used to show their dominance of other females when in fact they couldn't dominate a dog turd in either looks or intelligence.
As she passed Audrey, Colene remarked: "you aint got shit on my bling"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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