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Alien Hand Syndrome 

To be unable to control ones arm or arms. This can also be present when regarding the entire body (see Alien Body Syndrome).
Ross: Dashton, why did you nock over that expensive drum kit?

Dashton: Sorry, alien hand syndrome.

Alien Handshake

1. To perform anal sex on someone or something.

Origin:

Stories of aliens and their fondness for abducting victims to perform anal probes.
I heard Bob took that drunk girl home last night and gave her the old Alien Handshake.
Alien Handshake by BFw0rdSmith August 27, 2009

Alien Hand 

The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.
Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.
Alien Hand by mannimal May 18, 2009
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026