1 definition by BFw0rdSmith

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1. To perform anal sex on someone or something.

Origin:

Stories of aliens and their fondness for abducting victims to perform anal probes.
I heard Bob took that drunk girl home last night and gave her the old Alien Handshake.
by BFw0rdSmith August 27, 2009

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