Aient 

Aient isn't a word.

It's more than a word.
It's a sign that you're dealing with a retard who can't spell "ain't"

Ian brown sent me a text saying "I aient gay but I've seen a lot of dicks"

Aient by KevinMaloneschili February 4, 2020

agentphilip07 

agentphilip07 is the best person ever. He does all kinds of stuff online (on the internet), and is rich and famous. He makes and plays games. He has a lot of power online (on the internet). He is also very well-known everywhere.

agentphilip07 is the best person ever!

agentphilip07 by J250174 May 2, 2023

i aint never seen two pretty best friends 

its always one of em gotta be ugly

guy with scary eyes: i aint never seen two pretty best friends its always one of em gotta be ugly

i aint never seen two pretty best friends by satanisalesbian October 31, 2020

Agent of Fortune 

An Agent of Fortune is a Traveler not anchored by standard materialism. Although he may desire material things, his position actually influences and inspires other people to make decisions beneficial to their future of physical and spiritual needs. Legend has it; the Agent of Fortune is picked by a supreme spiritual entity or entities. And through his indoctrination as such, he has seen or been to the future and therefore is cursed because of what he knows or has seen. Supposedly their movement through time is completely different than normal people. They may not seem as affected by certain events or even the passage time like other people. Another quality they possess is being annoyingly positive in the worst of situations. You may meet one and never know; which is why they remain so obscure. They also phase in and out of social settings as if they were never gone or even there. And that's because of their relationship to time. Unfortunately they can't make people choose the correct decision or path. That is still left up to the individual in question.

The best example that can be given for an "Agent of Fortune", is for a person to think back from where they are now, to what influenced their success. If it was a man, then he was most likely an Agent of Fortune or a male muse, likewise, if it was a woman, then she was a Muse. Agent of Fortune examples are obscure; whereas the examples of a Muse are bountiful. Like the Oracle in the movie the Matrix, starring Keanu Reeves (Neo), the Oracle only told him what he needed to hear to make proper decisions, not necessarily what situation truly existed. Although the Oracle already knew the situation.

Agent of Fortune by beowulf486 September 18, 2013

alentin 

She’s a a boss ass bitch. Will love you and care for you but if you fuck her over she will beat your ass.

Alentin is beautiful.

alentin by Sugar-n-spice-x-o-x-o May 28, 2020

if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny 

Its a term forin people use

person 1: Are you gonna have sex with that girl?
person 2: yea
person 1: Are you wearing a condom
person 2: If i beat it i aint wearing a johnny

if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny by Muffin90210 February 15, 2022

I aint reading allat 

means ur not gonna read all that

arthur- (writes a long ass paragraph)

Glenn- i aint reading allat 😭🙏

I aint reading allat by vsonyx December 21, 2022