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Alanophobia 

the RATIONAL fear of being slowly consumed by a mysterious man named Alan while the sound of him crunching on your bones makes for interesting ASMR
guy 1, drenched in cold sweat: i had a nightmare!
guy 2: your Alanophobia acting up again?
guy 1: W H E N I S I T N O T

Aidenphobia 

The big fear of a being called aiden, specifically at a dance with a weapon, highlighter, of a greenish tint
Get away aiden
Why?
Because I have aidenphobia
Oh sorry

Aidanphobia 

A phobia of this one dude named xA1DANx666 who doesn’t stop joining people’s teams on fortnite and he is horrible.
Ew bro get off my team I have Aidanphobia!
Aidanphobia by Idontfuckingnow December 26, 2023

Aionophobia 

Jordan rejected Eternal Life because of his fear of Aionophobia....
Aionophobia by CrowRomaMagnon April 28, 2020

aedanophobic 

the rational revulsion of and towards people who willingly continue to own maid dresses, who cannot successfully play rocket league, who sell kitchens, and people who cannot escape the ‘pick me’ allegations
Cian: Have you heardThe Kitchen shop trains their salesmen on how to be pick me’s?

Megan: Really? The Kitchen shop are contributing to being aedanophobic? Amazing!!!

Aigenophobia

The anxiety or paranoia experienced by a content consumer who fears that the media they are consuming (art, music, writing, videos, etc.) was generated by artificial intelligence rather than a human creator.
“I couldn’t even enjoy the painting because my aigenophobia kept whispering that it was probably AI-generated.”