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Alanophobia 

the RATIONAL fear of being slowly consumed by a mysterious man named Alan while the sound of him crunching on your bones makes for interesting ASMR
guy 1, drenched in cold sweat: i had a nightmare!
guy 2: your Alanophobia acting up again?
guy 1: W H E N I S I T N O T

Aidenphobia 

The big fear of a being called aiden, specifically at a dance with a weapon, highlighter, of a greenish tint
Get away aiden
Why?
Because I have aidenphobia
Oh sorry

Aidanphobia 

A phobia of this one dude named xA1DANx666 who doesn’t stop joining people’s teams on fortnite and he is horrible.
Ew bro get off my team I have Aidanphobia!
Aidanphobia by Idontfuckingnow December 26, 2023

Aionophobia 

Fear of Eternity or Infinite Time
Jordan rejected Eternal Life because of his fear of Aionophobia....
Aionophobia by CrowRomaMagnon April 28, 2020

aedanophobic 

the rational revulsion of and towards people who willingly continue to own maid dresses, who cannot successfully play rocket league, who sell kitchens, and people who cannot escape the ‘pick me’ allegations
Cian: Have you heard… The Kitchen shop trains their salesmen on how to be pick me’s?

Megan: Really? The Kitchen shop are contributing to being aedanophobic? Amazing!!!

Aigenophobia

The anxiety or paranoia experienced by a content consumer who fears that the media they are consuming (art, music, writing, videos, etc.) was generated by artificial intelligence rather than a human creator.
“I couldn’t even enjoy the painting because my aigenophobia kept whispering that it was probably AI-generated.”
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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