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Alanophobia 

the RATIONAL fear of being slowly consumed by a mysterious man named Alan while the sound of him crunching on your bones makes for interesting ASMR
guy 1, drenched in cold sweat: i had a nightmare!
guy 2: your Alanophobia acting up again?
guy 1: W H E N I S I T N O T

Agapophobia 

Fear of falling in love (agape).
A: Yo, what happened with you and that girl who won't see you one-on-one because of that one time you let her down.

B: Nothing; it's been so long now, I think she's got agapophobia.
Agapophobia by E_incognitio December 20, 2010

Alonaphobia 

Heather has alonaphobia every night when she goes to bed.
Alonaphobia by A9ergrl May 10, 2011

Awakophobia 

The fear of getting training camp tickets.

Not to be confused with Awakaphobia.
Tedc: "I have suffered awakophobia for the past two years."
Awakophobia by The Lambinator December 29, 2007

Ajaxophobia 

The fear of men named Ajax with orange hair. Their terrifying.
''Oh, i dont like gingers named Ajax, I have Ajaxophobia.''
Ajaxophobia by ClingyDuckling February 22, 2022

alcophobia 

N: A sickness describing someone who is irrationally afraid of drinking booze.
Jimmy doesn't party because he suffers from alcophobia.
alcophobia by Bart Wolek August 25, 2007

Amaxophobia 

The fear of riding in cars

Dad: Would you like to drive to the grocery shop?

Daughter: AHH! NOO!! We might get in a car crash and DIE!! OR WORSE, we might gt a rash from the seatbelt! Dad, I have Amaxophobia and would rather walk.
Amaxophobia by Cykick January 15, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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