Alanophobia

the RATIONAL fear of being slowly consumed by a mysterious man named Alan while the sound of him crunching on your bones makes for interesting ASMR

guy 1, drenched in cold sweat: i had a nightmare!
guy 2: your Alanophobia acting up again?
guy 1: W H E N I S I T N O T

by yes my name is harrison October 9, 2020