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Alanophobia 

the RATIONAL fear of being slowly consumed by a mysterious man named Alan while the sound of him crunching on your bones makes for interesting ASMR
guy 1, drenched in cold sweat: i had a nightmare!
guy 2: your Alanophobia acting up again?
guy 1: W H E N I S I T N O T

Agapophobia 

Fear of falling in love (agape).
A: Yo, what happened with you and that girl who won't see you one-on-one because of that one time you let her down.

B: Nothing; it's been so long now, I think she's got agapophobia.
Agapophobia by E_incognitio December 20, 2010

Alonaphobia 

Heather has alonaphobia every night when she goes to bed.
Alonaphobia by A9ergrl May 10, 2011

Awakophobia 

The fear of getting training camp tickets.

Not to be confused with Awakaphobia.
Tedc: "I have suffered awakophobia for the past two years."
Awakophobia by The Lambinator December 29, 2007

Ajaxophobia 

The fear of men named Ajax with orange hair. Their terrifying.
''Oh, i dont like gingers named Ajax, I have Ajaxophobia.''
Ajaxophobia by ClingyDuckling February 22, 2022

alcophobia 

N: A sickness describing someone who is irrationally afraid of drinking booze.
Jimmy doesn't party because he suffers from alcophobia.
alcophobia by Bart Wolek August 25, 2007

Amaxophobia 

Dad: Would you like to drive to the grocery shop?

Daughter: AHH! NOO!! We might get in a car crash and DIE!! OR WORSE, we might gt a rash from the seatbelt! Dad, I have Amaxophobia and would rather walk.
Amaxophobia by Cykick January 15, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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