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- A school in the Philippines that for some reason hasn't gone bankrupt yet
Person A: Did you know AHSA is gonna preform at the basketball court tomorrow?
Person B: Oh, the school with the fucking strict ass teachers?
AHSA by Ilikrbread March 5, 2023
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Name. Ahsana. Meaning. Mercy; An Act of Kindness.
Ahsana is great
ahsana by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Ahsana's are the most beautiful, kind, caring, and intellectual souls u will ever meet. They are family oriented and love their beloved unconditionally.

Highly reliable, charming and patient.

If you ever meet one dont ever let them go! They are 1 in a million.
All I need in my life is an Ahsana! She is an all rounder.
Ahsana by Infinity7310 June 22, 2022
The primary reason as to why women have wet dreams. Ahsan's are said to be the most handsome and sexiest individuals to exist on the planet. Once a female meets an Ahsan every single other potential male figure in her life becomes non-existent as she's trying to now desperately fuck the Ahsan instead. The moment an Ahsan looks a female in the eyes they instantly cause them to go insane with pleasure.
Girl 1: Jamal cheated on me again I honestly don't know what to do..
Girl 2: It's time for you to find an Ahsan they honestly rock your world.
Girl 1: That's a great idea!
Ahsan by sexymunda123 October 3, 2020
A underworld clan which has a vegetable leader named Hasagi. he is the godliest cabbage and brocolli. His specialised weapon is carrot. Beware of him during lunchtime as he might sneak veggies in your food.
(Noun) Ahsagi the #1 Veggie clan
(Adverb) That dude is Ahsagily eating vegetables
ahsagi by Hasagi April 5, 2014
Sexy male found to be the ultimate reason behind female wet dreams.
verb. (female) that guy is so fucking hot. He just made me Ahsan on the spot.
Ahsan by GbWebb February 22, 2010
The person who originated the first female wet dream. A prototypical genius, amazing at most tasks, and unparalleled in his sexual prowess.
Girl: I just had my first wet dream.
Boy: What did you dream of?
Girl: Ahsan
Ahsan by the_technician November 28, 2012
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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