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A wannabe athlete with that Kim K booty. And flat girls get mad at you all the time even though they’ve got everything off their chest
Ahaei by Jmoney5678 June 5, 2020
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A stupid person who types "atheist" wrong on urban dictionary.
Bobby typed "atheist" wrong on UD and got a whacky definition. He is now an ahteist.
Ahteist by Wutut February 11, 2010
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Ahaei ahani Ahleina ahai ahania Ahari Ahmeirrah Ahreiah aaeilnt afaeism
Ahaego Is subsection of Japanese pornography. Particularly in the section of hentai. Ahaego is also another term for "Oro-Face," or the face of a particular hentai character (typically the female). In of which her in a state of sexual desire. Ahaego is typically in a grey scale color tone.
Weeb 1: Hey man, what Hentai should we watch?
Weeb 2: idk, we have seen every one...
Weeb 1: well what do we do?
Weeb 3: ever heard of ahaego?
Weeb 1 & 2: wtf get out of our house.
ahaego by ricmuch May 12, 2019
As High As Lucy In The Sky
Acronym used when someone is really high
Dude 1 : Is Frank high again?

Dude 2 : Yeah, man! He's AHALITS
AHALITS by Dickspongue June 9, 2013
An Ahlei is kind beautiful and smart is fun to be around and can get sometimes annoying. An Ahlei always makes people laugh. She has a lot of friends and is loves to be around.
Man why can't I be like Ahlei she is so freaking funny
ahlei by Starts_with_a_ends_with_a February 11, 2018
Ahveigh is a person that has I big soul. They love to go around and spread positivity and love to make others feel good. If you ever meet an Ahveigh you would know that they love to dance and party. You would also learn that they love McDonald's and love fast food. They love animals and if you ever meet an Ahveigh you are truly blessed. Ahveigh's are AMAZING!
Do you see that pretty girl? I wonder what her name is..... OH her name is Ahveigh, that makes more sense!
Ahveigh by hellohuman0932 April 2, 2020
Another way of saying "have/has the biggest penis"
Yo, he ahei!!
ahei by Steveisjones April 14, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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