Skip to main content
A source of bad luck. Sort of a magnet for bad things happening to good people.
"My knee has been hurting for weeks, I must have Agosta-ed it"
"The hurricane is tracking east, anything in its path is Agosta"
"The delta variant is 100x more Agosta than the original variant"
"This milk is past the expiration date, it's totally Agosta now, gross!"
Agosta by fun-times-mcgee August 16, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch

D'Agosta 

An italian last name that was made to signify the fucking sheer awesomeness of the family. If you're a D'Agosta you piss excellence
Guy: Don't fuck with him, he's a D'Agosta!
D'Agosta by ClamChowder10 July 9, 2010
Related Words
Agosta D'Agosta agostino agota Agusta Acosta acostad Agoston akostan apostate
One who has abandoned one's religious faith, a political party, one's principles, or a cause.
I was raised Mormon, but now I am the biggest apostate in the state of Utah.
apostate by Odin March 27, 2005

mv agusta 

If ducati is the ferrari of motorycles as defined in urban dictionary than clearly mv agusta is the bugatti of motorcycles. MV AGUSTA a true iconic italian motorcycle brand.
Sir what kind of bike is that?I have never seen anything as gorgeous as it. An MV AGUSTA son.
mv agusta by nathancast July 14, 2009

Gigi D'Agostino 

Popular Italian DJ. Has been around since the early 1990s. Pioneer of mediterrean house music. Artist, DJ, and producer.

Gigi has produced multiple hits in his day like "Bla Bla Bla" and "La Passion". However, no song has been as popular as his song, "L'Amour Toujours (I'll Fly With You)". The song became instantly popular in Europe and eventually made it's way over to the US.

After "L'Amour Toujours", Gigi teamed up with popular radio DJ, Albertino, and made the surprise hit "Super". After making multiple compilation CDs, Gigi has released his "Silence" album. Great songs.

Gigi is a great DJ and an amazing artist. His sound is unique and so is his style. And it will be many years before Gigi retires. Till then, enjoy the music!
I listened to Gigi's "Silence" album last night. Best techno I've heard!
Gigi D'Agostino by Will August 12, 2004

Apostaphobia 

Dislike or prejudice against a person or persons for leaving a religion, especially Islam.
‘Apostaphobia is a huge problem for ex-Muslims in the west.’
Apostaphobia by Perskeptive November 15, 2018

Acostavist 

An activist who pretends they are an objective reporter.
That reporter on CNN would drink Barack Obama's bath water if given the chance. He is an Acostavist.
Acostavist by Sam Eith August 8, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next