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Adjective: Of or relating to Agartha (continent/civilization of the hollow earth theory); something that has a characteristic of the continent Agartha and its people, structures, or items. Notable “Agarthic” attributes include but are not limited to the following:

- Traditionally Aryan qualities like blonde hair, blue eyes, white skin, tall stature, and muscular frame in men
- Unorthodox, yet “ancient” features that are both alien and humanoid in nature (see features of Yakub, leader)
- Historically Egyptian and Greco-Roman architecture and fashion (see pyramids of Giza, greek toga)
- Things mystical, magical, and/or spiritual (as pertaining to means of rapid transport to the interior of the earth or acceptance into Agartha by changing one’s appearance to fit the Aryan cliche)
- Things odd or out of place that are or resemble gateways, corridors, passages, caves/crevices and most notoriously holes in the ground (specifically in snow or ice) that conceptually lead to the interior earth civilization, Agartha
- Things in nature or that are of human construction that contain variant blues, whites and grays that resemble the icy, technologically advanced society of Agartha and it’s capital-epicenter Shamballah.
- Conspiracy concepts that are secretive and/or exclusive in nature, where conspirators often are in search of the alleged truth (see flat earth theory, hyperboreanism)
John: “Wow, that hole over there seems like it goes on forever!”
Jane: “Yeah, that hole is Agarthic, it must lead to Agartha.”

Bill: “I swear my skin and my eyes have gotten lighter from being inside this winter.”
Bob: “Bro, sounds like you’re becoming pretty Agarthic to me.”

Teacher: “The greeks wore a sort of clothing that was one single piece of fabric, held by only a rope at the waist.”
Student: “I can’t believe how Agarthic everyone was back then.”

Jack: “Have you heard of the new Dark Moon Theory? They’re saying that only the richest of the rich get to go up there”
Jill: “Just another Agarthic conspiracy trying to instill cross-class division.”
Agarthic by Pennet Lavanque February 23, 2026
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
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"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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