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Afterschool in Sweden 

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When you and your +18 friends go out for a beer after a tough day at school.

What in Stockholm is known as Afterwork, when you go out for a drink with your colleagues, after work, but its done by teenagers that are of legal age(18) to drink at bars.

School in Sweden does not usually offer after school detention. The punishment for skipping an important lecture or a class is simply the fact that a student missed an opportunity to learn.
"Yo dude, lets ride the train home together!"
"I'm so sorry dude I'm going to Afterschool."
"Aw crap, I'm only 17."
"Aight, see you tomorrow."

^Typical teenage conversation about Afterschool in Sweden between two schoolmates.

afterschool cheese snack

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A piece of Kraft Singles on a papwr plate, microwaved for 30 seconds and eaten like a pancake.
"Wanna have an afterschool cheese snack? I can get the cheese."

Alpha Afterschool 

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afterschool but worst
you gotta stay for a long amount of time
but worst of all you get assigned homework
Kid1: Man i gotta go to this shitty afterschool
Kid2: o that sucks ass
Kid1: na its an alpha afterschool
Kid2: good fucking luck

after school poop 

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Fairly self explanatory, but the after school poop comes after a long stressful day at school, when you finally get home you have the pleasure of taking a peaceful, stress free poop while swiping on your phone. This poo is far superior to any other taken during the day. Many report this as the best part of their day, and some use it as a form of meditation.
“Hey drew, I can’t wait to take my after school poop!” “I know John after school poops are the best!”
after school poop by Tdog321 April 9, 2019

after school gas 

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The large amounts of gas you emit after a long day of holding it in at school
I could not stop farting after school, i had some BAD after school gas
after school gas by cobnainage1994 November 6, 2006

after school special smoker

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A person in High School or Middle School who spends most of his allowance money on marijuana.

Unsurprisingly are generally dumb and don't know the field too well.
thanks to after school special smokers I've been able to get thousands because those gooblets don't know the game so I can buy 20 gram worth's of homegrown shit weed for $30 or so, hyper-inflate it so that I'm selling it for $20 dollars for 60% of a gram to these kiddos who think I'm dealing fairly and then I can buy good weed and have thousands left over.

thanks little buddy ;)
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