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aftercum 

When you cum after masturbating, clean up and a few minutes later you feel the aftercum and you need more tissues.
Ronan thought he was done after the cleanup, but he was wrong as he had some aftercum!
aftercum by chamakios July 20, 2010
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AfterCum 

When you cum once, you think you're done, but more comes out a few seconds later.
"I thought i was done, so I put it away, but I AfterCummed in my pants"
AfterCum by newcarscent7 January 24, 2010

Aftercum 

When males have sex or masturbation after the cumming and then when it turns flacid again you get a clear blob of aftercum
Mike's chode made a small aftercum
Aftercum by xXNoobskiXx October 18, 2009

Aftercum 

The aftermath of a right hand session. When a substance (similar to precum) comes out roughly between 10-20 minutes after a wank, hence the name.

Sometimes referred to as "postcum"
"I bust one off about 15 minutes ago and I just aftercummed"
"....Gross"
Aftercum by Christinction November 27, 2013

Aftercum 

(male) when you cum a second time and have an orgasm to the next level (female) when a guy cums inside you and u push it out either to avoid pregnancy or to eat it
(male) I came in Ashli Orion's ass and i wanted to blow a load on her face, so i did an aftercum on her face... you should try it john. (female) Charley came inside me so i pushed it out and ate it.
Aftercum by Fuzzy Twinkie May 4, 2009
the annoying part after you think your finished with the sex and cleaned up, a little bit more cums out
hey big boy didn't you clean up?
Yeah,
No you didn't look down
oh fuck
after cum by craig March 11, 2003

after cum catcher 

A piece of toilette paper that you put into your underwear, to catch the droplet that follows a few minutes after you reach your climax.
Bro, your after cum catcher just fell out of your pants.
after cum catcher by atakan40 July 25, 2023
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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