Afterbum

When you sit on a seat someone else has been sitting on recently, and it's still warm. Also known as seat heat. (Ew!)

Bill: Why aren't you sitting down?
Joe: The seat is still warm - I think someone sat here before me...
Bill: Ew, gross, I wouldn't sit on a chair with afterbum...

by Elcibieties September 15, 2010

Afterbum

The warmth you feel on the toilet seat after someone else used it.

The afterbum was a nice surprise on a cold morning.

by Notn_much December 5, 2021

Afterburnt

The "next day" high, when you smoke so much weed in a day, that you are stoned all of that day, and the next as well

Smoke Sunday, Stoned Sunday, Don't Smoke Monday, Stoned Monday

Dude, King, Cosmo and I were sooooo fucking stoned yesterday, we dont even have to smoke today, because we are fuckin afterburnt...

by Thorn21 March 29, 2009

aftercum

When you cum after masturbating, clean up and a few minutes later you feel the aftercum and you need more tissues.

Ronan thought he was done after the cleanup, but he was wrong as he had some aftercum!

by chamakios July 20, 2010

AfterCum

When you cum once, you think you're done, but more comes out a few seconds later.

"I thought i was done, so I put it away, but I AfterCummed in my pants"

by newcarscent7 January 24, 2010

morning afterburn

The painful but somewhat stimulating anal sensation you experience the morning after eating too many of the hottest buffalo wings the bar offers (e.g., BWW's Blazers). Some Indian food can have the same effect but usually it is only from some very irresponsible sadistic joker.

Steve: "Try these wings, they burn more coming out than going in."
Joe: "meh, they're not so bad but I can tell from the smell that they prolly are morning afterburners."

by Leo Dante August 10, 2012

Aftercum

When males have sex or masturbation after the cumming and then when it turns flacid again you get a clear blob of aftercum

Mike's chode made a small aftercum

by xXNoobskiXx October 18, 2009