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When you sit on a seat someone else has been sitting on recently, and it's still warm. Also known as seat heat. (Ew!)
Bill: Why aren't you sitting down?
Joe: The seat is still warm - I think someone sat here before me...
Bill: Ew, gross, I wouldn't sit on a chair with afterbum...
Afterbum by Elcibieties September 15, 2010
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The warmth you feel on the toilet seat after someone else used it.
The afterbum was a nice surprise on a cold morning.
Afterbum by Notn_much December 5, 2021

Afterburnt 

The "next day" high, when you smoke so much weed in a day, that you are stoned all of that day, and the next as well

Smoke Sunday, Stoned Sunday, Don't Smoke Monday, Stoned Monday
Dude, King, Cosmo and I were sooooo fucking stoned yesterday, we dont even have to smoke today, because we are fuckin afterburnt...
Afterburnt by Thorn21 March 29, 2009

aftercum 

When you cum after masturbating, clean up and a few minutes later you feel the aftercum and you need more tissues.
Ronan thought he was done after the cleanup, but he was wrong as he had some aftercum!
aftercum by chamakios July 20, 2010

AfterCum 

When you cum once, you think you're done, but more comes out a few seconds later.
"I thought i was done, so I put it away, but I AfterCummed in my pants"
AfterCum by newcarscent7 January 24, 2010

morning afterburn 

The painful but somewhat stimulating anal sensation you experience the morning after eating too many of the hottest buffalo wings the bar offers (e.g., BWW's Blazers). Some Indian food can have the same effect but usually it is only from some very irresponsible sadistic joker.
Steve: "Try these wings, they burn more coming out than going in."
Joe: "meh, they're not so bad but I can tell from the smell that they prolly are morning afterburners."
morning afterburn by Leo Dante August 10, 2012

Aftercum 

When males have sex or masturbation after the cumming and then when it turns flacid again you get a clear blob of aftercum
Mike's chode made a small aftercum
Aftercum by xXNoobskiXx October 18, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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