Afterbum

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When you sit on a seat someone else has been sitting on recently, and it's still warm. Also known as seat heat. (Ew!)

Bill: Why aren't you sitting down?
Joe: The seat is still warm - I think someone sat here before me...
Bill: Ew, gross, I wouldn't sit on a chair with afterbum...

Afterbum by Elcibieties September 15, 2010

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Afterbum

The warmth you feel on the toilet seat after someone else used it.

The afterbum was a nice surprise on a cold morning.

Afterbum by Notn_much December 5, 2021

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Afterburnt

The "next day" high, when you smoke so much weed in a day, that you are stoned all of that day, and the next as well

Smoke Sunday, Stoned Sunday, Don't Smoke Monday, Stoned Monday

Dude, King, Cosmo and I were sooooo fucking stoned yesterday, we dont even have to smoke today, because we are fuckin afterburnt...

Afterburnt by Thorn21 March 29, 2009

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aftercum

When you cum after masturbating, clean up and a few minutes later you feel the aftercum and you need more tissues.

Ronan thought he was done after the cleanup, but he was wrong as he had some aftercum!

aftercum by chamakios July 20, 2010

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AfterCum

When you cum once, you think you're done, but more comes out a few seconds later.

"I thought i was done, so I put it away, but I AfterCummed in my pants"

AfterCum by newcarscent7 January 24, 2010

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morning afterburn

The painful but somewhat stimulating anal sensation you experience the morning after eating too many of the hottest buffalo wings the bar offers (e.g., BWW's Blazers). Some Indian food can have the same effect but usually it is only from some very irresponsible sadistic joker.

Steve: "Try these wings, they burn more coming out than going in."
Joe: "meh, they're not so bad but I can tell from the smell that they prolly are morning afterburners."

morning afterburn by Leo Dante August 10, 2012

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Aftercum

When males have sex or masturbation after the cumming and then when it turns flacid again you get a clear blob of aftercum

Mike's chode made a small aftercum

Aftercum by xXNoobskiXx October 18, 2009

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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