It is as hot as Africa and Arizona.
by LLec211 September 2, 2010
Get the Afrizona Hot mug.An Arizona Hot Pocket occurs when an elderly man shits into a woman's vagina, presumably copulating with the shit-filled vagina afterwards.
The regional association is due to the assumed dry climate of the state of Arizona. This is used to imply that geriatric shit, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.
The regional association is due to the assumed dry climate of the state of Arizona. This is used to imply that geriatric shit, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.
by Tam Nguyen June 24, 2009
Get the Arizona Hot Pocket mug.The act of turning a female upside down, spreading her legs and letting the male mount the female and shit down her vagina.
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Get the Arizona hot pocket mug.The Art of sounding yourself with a match, lighting the match, letting it go out putting a condom on letting it fill up with smoke, then let a girl blow you
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Get the Arizona smoked hot dog mug.The way to describe a girl who has heavenly curves that are twice as thick as the normal girl and her intellect is too which can lead to misleading her into some pleasureful activities for both parties. (Arizona and some other states have thicker amounts of asphalt on their roads due to high temperatures.)
Darrin: The new girl at work is something else. She's round in all the right places! She's an all-a-round girl!
Bob: Oh, you mean Shandi? She sure gets my attention!
Darrin: Yep. Mang! I'd like to spend some time alone with her.
Andy: I've talked to her a few times. She's dumb. I think I could talk her into doing some things. Wonderful things!
Darrin: So, you're telling me she's as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick?
Andy: Being from Needles, I can firmly state that to be true!
Bob: Oh, you mean Shandi? She sure gets my attention!
Darrin: Yep. Mang! I'd like to spend some time alone with her.
Andy: I've talked to her a few times. She's dumb. I think I could talk her into doing some things. Wonderful things!
Darrin: So, you're telling me she's as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick?
Andy: Being from Needles, I can firmly state that to be true!
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Get the as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick mug.Not sure if this is actually feasible, but when you wrap sandpaper around your penis pour on a little hot sauce, and do a chick in the ass.
When I gave her the Arizona Hotrock, she started to cry, due to her burning asshole...but I quenched the fires with my spunk.
by Andrew March 1, 2004
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