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Term used to describe relationships with people who you can't avoid, but who rub you the wrong way and annoy the heck out of you. Coined using the root word 'friction' as in the friction you experience attempting to interact with them.
My inlaws... they're such an africtive bunch! They never get along with each other, they're always fighting over who's got the best outfit for the day, and they live in their own little world full of arguments and fights...
Africtive by Slixter November 1, 2019
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most addictive game play now 

"most addictive game play now!!!!"
shut up

Most Addictive Game Play Now 

The one ad on the side of our screen that is really annoying.
That Most Addictive Game Play Now girl has a big ass

Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome 

A condition where a person is highly susceptible to becoming addicted to technological gadgets or online tools.

Also known as CAPS
I can't get off Facebook. I totally have Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome.

My parents won't get me an Xbox because I have Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome.

affective shift hypothesis

Haselton, M. G. & Buss, D. M. (2001). Emotional reactions following first-time sexual intercourse: The affective shift hypothesis. Personal Relationships, 8, 357-369.
Abstract: This article develops the Affective Shift Hypothesis, which suggests that women experience positive affective shifts following first-time intercourse as a means to facilitate a longer-term, more committed relationship. The hypothesis predicts a negative affective shift in men who pursue a short-term mating strategy; this shift is hypothesized to function to curtail commitment by motivating the man to terminate the relationship.
177 Ss in Study 1 documented sex differences predicted by the affective shift hypothesis. 203 Ss in Study 2, using a somewhat different methodology involving reports of presex and postsex feelings, found that men with high numbers of sex partners, but not men with low numbers of partners, experienced a decrease in their partner's physical and sexual attractiveness following first-time sexual intercourse. In contrast, women, more than men, experienced increases in feelings of love and commitment following first-time sex.
affective shift hypothesis by Jake January 16, 2004

Bipolar affective disorder 

A serious mental illness marked by violent and wild oscillations between extreme euphoria or irritability (mania) and deep depression. Although it is technically classified as a mood disorder, it is one of the few psychiatric conditions in which psychosis occurs; it is usually associated with severe manic states but profound depression may also cause delusions and hallucinations to emerge. The psychotic features are usually mood-congruent, e.g., believing oneself to be Jesus Christ and Lucifer for mania and depression respectively. It's an illness of extreme opposites in mood, thinking and energy levels and a severe mental disorder that, at least in its classic form, goes infinitely beyond what mentally healthy people experience and most certainly not to be trivialised. It is also worth noting that the mood swings associated with this disease are sustained and typically last weeks or months, years in the most extreme cases. Ultra-ultra rapid cycling (extreme mood shifts in a day) is exceedingly rare.
Bipolar affective disorder is a severe mental illness that in its most acute form is potentially worse than schizophrenia.
to do pushups and shit while chanting
"gah its too hot to do anything"
"go africize"
africize by koheba May 20, 2008