5 definitions by Slixter

jingleberries

The term for coins that are too small to be useful but you always end up with them if you run around with cash. e.g. Pennies, nickels, and dimes. Quarters are for laundry and vending machines, but the lower denominations are jingleberries.

Dude my pockets are full of jingleberries... Do you need change for anything?

by Slixter November 1, 2019

Configness

A term used to describe the complexity of a technical issue, especially the frustrating side.

Bob, what really gets me about this project is the configness of it all. I'm tired of having to build thirty million files for every dang service just to run a test!

by Slixter November 1, 2019

Africtive

Term used to describe relationships with people who you can't avoid, but who rub you the wrong way and annoy the heck out of you. Coined using the root word 'friction' as in the friction you experience attempting to interact with them.

My inlaws... they're such an africtive bunch! They never get along with each other, they're always fighting over who's got the best outfit for the day, and they live in their own little world full of arguments and fights...

by Slixter November 1, 2019

Rektastic

Coined from the slang 'rekt', as in 'get rekt', used in gaming communities. When something is rektastic, you really pwned everyone.

Dude did you see me!? That was rektastic!! I wiped out their entire team, and it was 3 to 1!!

by Slixter November 1, 2019

Spectigator

A spectator of a particularly violent sport who really 'gets into it', aggressively booing or cheering through the fray. A conjoining of terms 'spectator' and 'alligator'.

Dude did you see Ralph last night at the boxing match? What a spectigator!

by Slixter November 1, 2019