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African Piss

When recieving a lap dance from a 300+ lb black lady she urinates on your leg. Then due to the movement you recieve urine chaffing thus creating the African Piss. This can be furthered to a African Piss with twinkie surprise if you then ejaculate on the chaffed spot.

Guidelines
1. She must be Black
2. She has to be atleast 300 or more lbs
3. She has to be a stripper
4. You have to be getting a lap dance
5. She has to urinate on your leg
6. You have to chaffe from the urine
Wow i had such a good time getting an AFRICAN PISS last night.
African Piss by dick 2.0 April 4, 2009
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South African Wall Piss 

“The South African Wall Piss” is when you and 5 of your friends go into a public restroom and piss on the walls. You the. Proceed to tell an employee that someone pissed on the walls in the restroom. Then when they go in there to see you shut the door and you and your 5 friends rape the employee
Hey bro wanna go do the “South African Wall Piss” at elementary schools

Africaniss 

African Americans, Afro-Caribbeans, Black Canadians, Black Mexicans– descendants of enslaved Africans brought to the United States, Canada, Mexico, the Caribbean, and South America during the Atlantic slave trade.
Jennifer: Who is the new guy? He is hot!
Jessica: His name is Jamal, He is Africaniss, and He is from Detroit, Michigan.
Africaniss by Kayden Real January 12, 2020
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