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the quality or state of being aloof, distant, or reserved; indifference.
His girlfriend's recent aloofness may be a sign that the relationship is over
aloofness by big word November 1, 2017
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The state of being emotionally distanced. May be seen as laid back or cold and arrogant, depending on the onlooker.
That kid is so aloof that he wasn't phased when he caught his girl cheating on him.
aloof by SenoritaDiabla July 31, 2008
A shorter way to say “air forced out of nose” when describing a reaction to a meme.
Used opposed to lol.
Person one: *sends meme*
Person two: “Afoon”
Afoon by Alios735 May 26, 2020
To be very aloof. Taken from an episode of "That 70s Show"
"Aloofer? is that even a word?"
"It is now. We have the technology."
aloofer by Bree Gagnon December 6, 2003
A word to use when your on a furry chat and you don’t know what to say.
“‘I just accidentally totaled my fursuit.’ ‘Awoof.’”
Awoof by ScotTheHyena October 22, 2018
An ugly fat Moroccan that looks like they just came from the morgue. They usually drive mercedes and love to drink corysauce which is the jizz of her boyfriend. They also make lots of coos coos
Oh look at that afof I want to throw up
afof by Cletus clant cleyes February 14, 2014
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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