Aeso
Aeso is an amazing person who has sexc pronouns and is loved and appreciated by geng because they're a blessing to us. 😊✨ Hurt Aeso and cookie monster will nom you alive in your sleep. 🤬
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Aeson
He has a multi-versal penis and is not afraid to cover your planet in cum. Also, he is a loyal friend.
Aeson by Joe Biden's soda January 10, 2021
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Aesop Rock
A dope underground hip hop artist. People often pass his music off as whatevs simply because they hear it but they aren't really listening. Most of his songs tell incredible stories and have deep meanings that most kids just wrap their minds around so they go back to listening to Chris Brown and Drake.
"If the Jesus piece around your neck is bigger than your pistol, it makes homicide okey-dokey and your God will forgive you. Just tell the saints at heavens gate, you should be on the list. I hear he over looks manslaughter for a tattooed crucifix"
"Babies with guns"
Aesop Rock
"isnt it strange how its a fad to bite your idols when the whole reason u liked em was cuz there shit wasnt recycled" -Aesop Rock "Frijoles"
"all i ever wanted was to pick apart the day and put the pieces back together my way" - Aesop Rock "daylight"
"Babies with guns"
Aesop Rock
"isnt it strange how its a fad to bite your idols when the whole reason u liked em was cuz there shit wasnt recycled" -Aesop Rock "Frijoles"
"all i ever wanted was to pick apart the day and put the pieces back together my way" - Aesop Rock "daylight"
Aesop Rock by astropuff October 21, 2011
Aesop Carl
A gray-haired man seen as very attractive and to die for. Age of 21, monotonous embalmer attire, and a voice of low tone, though soft with no magneticity.
Rumor: "Life's journey always ends in a similar way, and, in most people's dreams Aesop Carl is the person who helps them with their final journey. He strictly adheres to procedure and gives the greatest respect for those travelers who have come to their final stop."
He is seen as persistent, professional, and curious. He also finds comfort being with the deceased instead of living organisms. A survivor with the ability to rebirth characters into a coffin once they are on the rocket chair, though unusable once the person has been on the chair for the third time, he hasn't recorded their appearance, they have lost mobility, or are on a balloon.
It seems most of the Identity V fandom simps for him°
Rumor: "Life's journey always ends in a similar way, and, in most people's dreams Aesop Carl is the person who helps them with their final journey. He strictly adheres to procedure and gives the greatest respect for those travelers who have come to their final stop."
He is seen as persistent, professional, and curious. He also finds comfort being with the deceased instead of living organisms. A survivor with the ability to rebirth characters into a coffin once they are on the rocket chair, though unusable once the person has been on the chair for the third time, he hasn't recorded their appearance, they have lost mobility, or are on a balloon.
It seems most of the Identity V fandom simps for him°
Aesop Carl by wįšt°° November 2, 2020
aesop rock
Rapper With the Holy Grail for a Mouth, Best Rapper alive, signed to the Greatest Record Label. Sounds great with MF Doom and Prefuse 73.
Works often with Blockhead
Works often with Blockhead
Discog.
Music foe Earthworms
Appleseed
Float
Labor Days
Daylight EP
Bazooka Tooth
Fast Cars, Danger, Fire, and Knives EP
Music foe Earthworms
Appleseed
Float
Labor Days
Daylight EP
Bazooka Tooth
Fast Cars, Danger, Fire, and Knives EP
aesop rock by NeL March 1, 2005
aesop rock
An emcee best known for his symbolic raps, so much to the point that you might have to listen to his songs multiple times to understand his meaning. His CD's include "Labor Days", "Bazooka Tooth", "Float", and "Fast Cars, Danger, Fire, & Knives."
His topics cover such a wide range he's impossible to classify within rap itself; rather, he encompasses all stretches of hip-hop (save the crappy mainstream stuff, which shows the soul and poetic ability of a mentally challenged sea horse).
His topics cover such a wide range he's impossible to classify within rap itself; rather, he encompasses all stretches of hip-hop (save the crappy mainstream stuff, which shows the soul and poetic ability of a mentally challenged sea horse).
aesop rock by Dekh December 29, 2005
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