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Background: Aesop was a Greek fabulist and storyteller credited with more than 600 fables now collectively known as Aesop's Fables
1. His list of achievements is AESOP! Can't believe he got so many accolades at such a young age
2. Your github profile should be AESOP! Not a couple of half-baked projects!
AESOP by HackDude August 29, 2020
A poorly executed handshake, in which one or both of the hands involved are limp while shaking. Apparently it makes the sound ay-sop when they meet. It originates in Southern Wales, it is also said in places where Welsh would migrate. However it is a very rare saying nowadays. So expect weird looks if you make use of the phrase.
"Well doctor we really blundered that handshake. Twas a real aesop."
Aesop by PlatinumSun November 14, 2020
The moral lesson of a piece of media.
The aesop of the Tortoise & the Hare is that slow and steady wins the race.
Aesop by BlueBald March 8, 2021
Aesop is actually a.dutch.bar.of.soap on tiktok, they're Aesop, and Aesop is them
person 1: Do you know who Aesop Carl is?
person 2: Do you mean tiktok user Soap?
Aesop by Dutch.bar.of.Soap December 15, 2020

Aesop Rock 

A dope underground hip hop artist. People often pass his music off as whatevs simply because they hear it but they aren't really listening. Most of his songs tell incredible stories and have deep meanings that most kids just wrap their minds around so they go back to listening to Chris Brown and Drake.
"If the Jesus piece around your neck is bigger than your pistol, it makes homicide okey-dokey and your God will forgive you. Just tell the saints at heavens gate, you should be on the list. I hear he over looks manslaughter for a tattooed crucifix"
"Babies with guns"
Aesop Rock

"isnt it strange how its a fad to bite your idols when the whole reason u liked em was cuz there shit wasnt recycled" -Aesop Rock "Frijoles"

"all i ever wanted was to pick apart the day and put the pieces back together my way" - Aesop Rock "daylight"
Aesop Rock by astropuff October 21, 2011

Aesop Carl

A gray-haired man seen as very attractive and to die for. Age of 21, monotonous embalmer attire, and a voice of low tone, though soft with no magneticity.
Rumor: "Life's journey always ends in a similar way, and, in most people's dreams Aesop Carl is the person who helps them with their final journey. He strictly adheres to procedure and gives the greatest respect for those travelers who have come to their final stop."
He is seen as persistent, professional, and curious. He also finds comfort being with the deceased instead of living organisms. A survivor with the ability to rebirth characters into a coffin once they are on the rocket chair, though unusable once the person has been on the chair for the third time, he hasn't recorded their appearance, they have lost mobility, or are on a balloon.
It seems most of the Identity V fandom simps for him°
Person A: Who is the last survivor?

Person B: An Aesop Carl.
Aesop Carl by wįšt°° November 2, 2020
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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