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call an audible

To decide what to do at the last second after seeing all possible options and obstacles that come up.
Comes from football, seen when the quarterback goes up to the line of scrimmage, sees a defensive alignment he wasn't expecting, and adjusts by yelling out a new play.
I'm thinking of going jogging but if it rains I'll have to call an audible and go to the gym instead.
call an audible by joe user October 19, 2004
An attractive person whom you would like to add on myspace, or maybe more...
Oh my god, he is so addable!
addable by arielchloechoo May 27, 2007

bathroom audible 

Occurs when a number one turns into a number two.
I had to call a quick bathroom audible in the Taco Bell washroom, I was standing at the urinal when my number one turned into a number two.
bathroom audible by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014
To make an unexpected last minute, decision. This definition is derived from its meaning in football.
Cara pulled an audible and called in sick to work.
audible by Susie Y May 14, 2005
An amazon company that pays many medium sized youtubers to promote them, such as Jacksfilms and JonTron. Known for being at the end of many videos and the butt of many jokes.
Alternate Ending to Romeo and Juliet
Before Romeo dies, he leans over Juliette's body and whispers in her ear
"Audible has over 150,000 books"
Audible by rAz February 9, 2015

Audible Skull Emoji 

A way of saying ¨Lol¨ or ¨Lmao¨
Bro 1: Dude just fell ¨Audible skull emoji¨
Bro 2: That´s so dumb ¨Audible skull emoji¨
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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