Acoustic Fap

When there's a power outage, but you printed out a bunch of nudes that you keep in a binder under your desk.

See also: Jerk-off unplugged

During Hurricane Sandy, I had a number of acoustic faps.

by Maxil April 4, 2017

acousticrap

A style of music very dissimilar to rock, which suffers from the unfortunate trait of only sounding good when played on an acoustic guitar at a concert full of potheads.

Have you heard the latest Dave Matthews Band album? It's acousticrap.

by Phil August 16, 2005