Acorn Dick
It is extremely difficult to masturbate with an acorn dick. what do you do, stroke it with two fingers?
Acorn Dick by wiggly dick December 24, 2014
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Acorn Dick
When your dick is so small and shriveled that it resembles an acorn. Drug use can be a contributing factor
Sean: yo last night was fun. We should do Molly more often.
Devin: idk man. I woke up with acorn dick. I'm scared.
Devin: idk man. I woke up with acorn dick. I'm scared.
Acorn Dick by tinydicktinyhand May 5, 2016
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acorn dick
Your dick is soo small gays and girls qualify it as an acorn dick.Also when your hard your penus is the size of a acorn.
acorn dick by mr.sanchez November 23, 2007
acorn-dick
A term referring to the tiny size of a man's penis. The penis must be circumstised and small (1inch long unerect) in order to resemble that of an acorn.
Barry: So, did you get laid last night?
Larry: Hell yeh, but the guy tried to fuck me up the arse with his acorn dick so I slapped him down and told him to bend over for my big sclong
Larry: Hell yeh, but the guy tried to fuck me up the arse with his acorn dick so I slapped him down and told him to bend over for my big sclong
acorn-dick by Simon Whiteside February 3, 2005
Acorn dicking
Acorn dicking describes the occasion in which a person decides to go on a spree of using chipmunks and/or squirrels as pocket pussies. After the act is done, the human proceeds to chuck or punt the tree critter as far as it may go.
“Hey chuck, wanna go acorn dicking today??”
“Ooowiee Chester that sounds like a bright idea for this kinda day”
*proceeds to enact a sexual holocaust on chipmunks* (big oof)
“Ooowiee Chester that sounds like a bright idea for this kinda day”
*proceeds to enact a sexual holocaust on chipmunks* (big oof)
Acorn dicking by Bruhbruh420420 September 18, 2019
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