Skip to main content

accutane 

Accutane a.k.a isotretinoin, is a medication used to treat severe acne and other skins conditions. It's derived from Vitamin A and it essentially disables all the cells in your body that create oil. While this stops acne, it causes other problems such as extremely dried lips and in rare cases, alopecia. It does not cause depression and/or suicide as many seem to believe. Congressman Bart Stupak, a total douche bag if you look as his picture, had his son commit suicide because his father never had time to ever be with him. Since politcians always love to point the blame, Stupak blamed Accutane and launched a crusade to get it off the market. It's always easier to blame skin medication than the regiment of anti-depressents your son was on due to your poor parenting.
I had acne all over my face before I took Accutane
accutane by Krondo May 13, 2005
Words you can keep

Accutane 

6 month’s of pain for a lifetime of healthy and attractive skin
You wait till I get done with my accutane pills 😤
Accutane by Clear specs July 20, 2020

accutane 

A medience for helping your acne. It's pretty much just a big giant dose of Vitamin A. However, women shouldn't take it while pregnat unless you want a Chernoybl baby on your hands.
Suzy took Accutane while fucking John, he baby came out a horrible horrible mess. These are the dangers of accutane...
accutane by AutisticPsycho December 4, 2004

Accutane Baby 

A baby that is so ugly and lopsided, that it's mother must have been on accutane when she got preggo.
Wow, that kid's head is so misshapen, it must be an accutane baby.
Accutane Baby by belken October 11, 2009

accutane baby 

a term referring to someone who's mother was on the drug accutane while pregnant with them meaning they are deformed and dumb. this is used as an insult.
why are you like that you fucking accutane baby
accutane baby by marspowpow July 19, 2022

accutane baby 

used as an insult; babies born while they’re mother is on accutane can have extreme side affects such as abnormalities of the face, eyes, ears, skull, central nervous system, cardiovascular system, and thymus and parathyroid glands. Cases of IQ scores less than 85 with or without other abnormalities have been reported.
emma stop being mean, you fcking accutane baby

Accutane Sunburns 

It means something bad happening with a good ending or goal
Damn I broke my foot, but now I don’t have to work for a while. Accutane Sunburns.
Accutane Sunburns by frebreezy September 25, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
Next