Acutane 

The reason I haven't dated for the past 6 months but will be dating for the rest of my life.

I'm almost done taking Acutane, I can't wait until my face no longer looks like I fell off my bike and scraped it on the concrete!

Acutane by L.P.33 February 26, 2011

Acutane 

A popular acne medication that restricts oil glands in the skin. Often associated with birth defects. Side effects include dry skin, dry lips, irritation and possible suicidal tendencies.

I tried to kill myself 7 times but my skin looks great! Thanks acutane!

Acutane by Syzygy February 5, 2005

accutane 

Accutane a.k.a isotretinoin, is a medication used to treat severe acne and other skins conditions. It's derived from Vitamin A and it essentially disables all the cells in your body that create oil. While this stops acne, it causes other problems such as extremely dried lips and in rare cases, alopecia. It does not cause depression and/or suicide as many seem to believe. Congressman Bart Stupak, a total douche bag if you look as his picture, had his son commit suicide because his father never had time to ever be with him. Since politcians always love to point the blame, Stupak blamed Accutane and launched a crusade to get it off the market. It's always easier to blame skin medication than the regiment of anti-depressents your son was on due to your poor parenting.

I had acne all over my face before I took Accutane

accutane by Krondo May 13, 2005

Accutane Baby 

A baby that is so ugly and lopsided, that it's mother must have been on accutane when she got preggo.

Wow, that kid's head is so misshapen, it must be an accutane baby.

Accutane Baby by belken October 11, 2009

Accutane 

6 month’s of pain for a lifetime of healthy and attractive skin

You wait till I get done with my accutane pills 😤

Accutane by Clear specs July 20, 2020

accutane 

A medience for helping your acne. It's pretty much just a big giant dose of Vitamin A. However, women shouldn't take it while pregnat unless you want a Chernoybl baby on your hands.

Suzy took Accutane while fucking John, he baby came out a horrible horrible mess. These are the dangers of accutane...

accutane by AutisticPsycho December 4, 2004

accutane baby 

a term referring to someone who's mother was on the drug accutane while pregnant with them meaning they are deformed and dumb. this is used as an insult.

why are you like that you fucking accutane baby

accutane baby by marspowpow July 19, 2022