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accutane 

Accutane a.k.a isotretinoin, is a medication used to treat severe acne and other skins conditions. It's derived from Vitamin A and it essentially disables all the cells in your body that create oil. While this stops acne, it causes other problems such as extremely dried lips and in rare cases, alopecia. It does not cause depression and/or suicide as many seem to believe. Congressman Bart Stupak, a total douche bag if you look as his picture, had his son commit suicide because his father never had time to ever be with him. Since politcians always love to point the blame, Stupak blamed Accutane and launched a crusade to get it off the market. It's always easier to blame skin medication than the regiment of anti-depressents your son was on due to your poor parenting.
I had acne all over my face before I took Accutane
accutane by Krondo May 13, 2005
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Accutane 

6 month’s of pain for a lifetime of healthy and attractive skin
You wait till I get done with my accutane pills 😤
Accutane by Clear specs July 20, 2020

accutane 

A medience for helping your acne. It's pretty much just a big giant dose of Vitamin A. However, women shouldn't take it while pregnat unless you want a Chernoybl baby on your hands.
Suzy took Accutane while fucking John, he baby came out a horrible horrible mess. These are the dangers of accutane...
accutane by AutisticPsycho December 4, 2004

Accutane Baby 

A baby that is so ugly and lopsided, that it's mother must have been on accutane when she got preggo.
Wow, that kid's head is so misshapen, it must be an accutane baby.
Accutane Baby by belken October 11, 2009

accutane baby 

a term referring to someone who's mother was on the drug accutane while pregnant with them meaning they are deformed and dumb. this is used as an insult.
why are you like that you fucking accutane baby
accutane baby by marspowpow July 19, 2022

accutane baby 

used as an insult; babies born while they’re mother is on accutane can have extreme side affects such as abnormalities of the face, eyes, ears, skull, central nervous system, cardiovascular system, and thymus and parathyroid glands. Cases of IQ scores less than 85 with or without other abnormalities have been reported.
“emma stop being mean, you fcking accutane baby”

Accutane Sunburns 

It means something bad happening with a good ending or goal
Damn I broke my foot, but now I don’t have to work for a while. Accutane Sunburns.
Accutane Sunburns by frebreezy September 25, 2023
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