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Accelerated Reader 

An exuse for schools to torture its students by forcing us to read and take tests on them to pass.
i hate accelerated reader.
me too.

doesnt everyone

Accelerate 

Accelerate is a beautiful written dnf smut(dream not found) fanfic found on AO3.
Hey man have you read that dnf book?
Which one accelerate?
Yeah that one it's really gay.

premature acceleration 

When the person behind you in traffic changes lanes and accelerates to pass only to find that there is not enough room and they have to get back in line.
Driver: Did you see that guy try to pass me? He had to slow down and get back in line.
Passenger: Yeah, that was a case of premature acceleration.
premature acceleration by Morgore December 18, 2008

Accelerationism 

A political philosophy that maintains that a country's current government/society is broken beyond repair, and the only way to fix it is to force things to get even worse so as to completely collapse the system under its own weight and remake it.

Often related to "taking the black pill."
Joey believes in accelerationism because he hates the world he lives in so much that he figures utter chaos is better than what's currently ongoing.
Accelerationism by AOmundson September 22, 2020

Accelerated Decrepitude 

A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.
Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
Accelerated Decrepitude by YAWA February 24, 2019

Accelerated Backhop 

A thing which you can do in the game Half-Life 2.

Bind your jump to the mouse wheel, then crouch + jump/scroll backwards and you will gain speed.
Hey guys DeSinc here, and today were 'bout to initiate an accelerated backhop towards the ramp surface-