The planet has been conclusively proven to be over 4.5 billion years old by scientists for decades, but my Republican Uncle completely denies it...absofoxlutely stupid!!!

Absofoxlutely by Done it all dave September 29, 2020

absofukinlutely

fukin absolutely basically meanin REALLLy absolutely

comes from Mr big on sex and the city in the last episode ever

Now used as common day language

Will you pin this on the wall for me?
Absofukinlutely

Will you be on the basketball team?
Absofukinlutely

Will you brush my teeth for me?
Absofukinlutely

absofukinlutely by Nisha October 23, 2004

Absoflutely

A short form of saying "abso-fucking-lutely"

Drama G: Ayo, punk! Last night I found my hand going through Patricia's thighs and shit. I think she got cellulites..

Disaster: You fucking my Ex, bitch??

Drama G: Absoflutely!! ;)

Absoflutely by Jules Blacc December 2, 2014

Absofkglutely

A definite absolutely with a fucking exclamation..

Kc: ”Is it cold outside?”

Jojo: ”Absofkglutely!!”

Absofkglutely by Trixxier Crisp May 26, 2023

Absofucknlutely

when ur absolutely fucking sure about anything....

I am absofucknlutely sure she digging me.

Absofucknlutely by Santos Racing March 1, 2018

absoefinlutely

ab·so·efin·lute (adj) ˈabsō-efin-lo͞ot
ab·so·efin·lute·ly (adv) ˈabsō-efin-lo͞otlē

Beyond total agreement, when you know you know it's true, right and proper.

Guns don't kill, people kill and you know that's the absoefinlute truth.
When my boy spits and lays down those proper tracks it's absoefinlutely tight, baby!

absoefinlutely by malibuselfies June 14, 2018

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026