absofknlutely

absolutely with that little added flair!

you are absofknlutely amazing!

by mrsassypants November 9, 2012

Absofoxlutely

When members of the Trump cult/Republicans declare an obviously true fact as 'fake news.'

The planet has been conclusively proven to be over 4.5 billion years old by scientists for decades, but my Republican Uncle completely denies it...absofoxlutely stupid!!!

by Done it all dave September 29, 2020

absofukinlutely

fukin absolutely basically meanin REALLLy absolutely

comes from Mr big on sex and the city in the last episode ever

Now used as common day language

Will you pin this on the wall for me?
Absofukinlutely

Will you be on the basketball team?
Absofukinlutely

Will you brush my teeth for me?
Absofukinlutely

by Nisha October 23, 2004

Absoflutely

A short form of saying "abso-fucking-lutely"

Drama G: Ayo, punk! Last night I found my hand going through Patricia's thighs and shit. I think she got cellulites..

Disaster: You fucking my Ex, bitch??

Drama G: Absoflutely!! ;)

by Jules Blacc December 2, 2014

Absofkglutely

A definite absolutely with a fucking exclamation..

Kc: ”Is it cold outside?”

Jojo: ”Absofkglutely!!”

by Trixxier Crisp May 26, 2023

Absofucknlutely

when ur absolutely fucking sure about anything....

I am absofucknlutely sure she digging me.

by Santos Racing March 1, 2018

absoefinlutely

ab·so·efin·lute (adj) ˈabsō-efin-lo͞ot
ab·so·efin·lute·ly (adv) ˈabsō-efin-lo͞otlē

Beyond total agreement, when you know you know it's true, right and proper.

Guns don't kill, people kill and you know that's the absoefinlute truth.
When my boy spits and lays down those proper tracks it's absoefinlutely tight, baby!

by malibuselfies June 14, 2018