Absofoxlutely 

When members of the Trump cult/Republicans declare an obviously true fact as 'fake news.'

The planet has been conclusively proven to be over 4.5 billion years old by scientists for decades, but my Republican Uncle completely denies it...absofoxlutely stupid!!!

Absofoxlutely by Done it all dave September 29, 2020

absofknlutely 

absolutely with that little added flair!

you are absofknlutely amazing!

absofknlutely by mrsassypants November 9, 2012

Absoflutely 

A short form of saying "abso-fucking-lutely"

Drama G: Ayo, punk! Last night I found my hand going through Patricia's thighs and shit. I think she got cellulites..

Disaster: You fucking my Ex, bitch??

Drama G: Absoflutely!! ;)

Absoflutely by Jules Blacc December 2, 2014

Absofkglutely 

A definite absolutely with a fucking exclamation..

Kc: ”Is it cold outside?”

Jojo: ”Absofkglutely!!”

Absofkglutely by Trixxier Crisp May 26, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016