Absman

He is the best person ever!!! He is funny, stupid, caring and shy (and yes he does have abs!!). He loves to try new things and go on adventures. He would be down to do anything crazy with you and talk to you about stupid things. He always asks about your day and how you are. He knows when you're sad and does everything he can to make you happy. He is a BIG FLIRT. He doesn't like talking to everyone because not everyone's you.

Omg Absman is soo cuteeeee

by a.nice.person. January 16, 2021

assman

A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.

Sarah only seems to attract assman because she has a damn ghetto booty. Ain't nothin wrong with that!

by Ghetto Fabulous November 27, 2003

half-assmanship

The art of appearing to be productive at work without actually doing anything of any value. In its truest form this involves loud, screeching equipment, foul language, and blaming everyone/everything around the half-asser in a covert manner, i.e. running to the head boss and ratting on everyone else while simultaneously kissing the head boss' ass.

Employee 1: Damn that Rocky! He's such a pussy!
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.

by Uganda1 March 9, 2009

assmankey

See assmonkey
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.

That dude is a total assmankey

by Glocked April 17, 2005

assman

Cosmo Kramer

As seen as Seinfeld.

by TV man. February 18, 2003

Asmann

A kid in middle school that does everything wrong.

Stop flirting with the teacher! You're such a Asmann!

by Grand master G November 8, 2011

abimana

Sexy young man that is not gay. He is told to be rich at 19 and living in luxury. He will be a bodybuilder that is buff AF. And donates to charity. He plays around with girls because they love him and is loved and adored by all surroundings.

abimana is sooo sexy

by Truthful man May 15, 2018