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He is the best person ever!!! He is funny, stupid, caring and shy (and yes he does have abs!!). He loves to try new things and go on adventures. He would be down to do anything crazy with you and talk to you about stupid things. He always asks about your day and how you are. He knows when you're sad and does everything he can to make you happy. He is a BIG FLIRT. He doesn't like talking to everyone because not everyone's you.
Omg Absman is soo cuteeeee
Absman by a.nice.person. January 16, 2021
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