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Absman
He is the best person ever!!! He is funny, stupid, caring and shy (and yes he does have abs!!). He loves to try new things and go on adventures. He would be down to do anything crazy with you and talk to you about stupid things. He always asks about your day and how you are. He knows when you're sad and does everything he can to make you happy. He is a BIG FLIRT. He doesn't like talking to everyone because not everyone's you.
Absman by a.nice.person. January 16, 2021
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Abstanol
A fake drug, which is both a play on common drug names and the word 'Abstanation'.
To abstain from sexual intercourse as a form of birth control.
To abstain from sexual intercourse as a form of birth control.
Your significant other: What cheap forms of birth control are available?
You: Well, we already have Abstanol, which is 100% effective!
You: Well, we already have Abstanol, which is 100% effective!
Abstanol by Wind Priestess September 22, 2010
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