The girl who doesn't listen to a single soul and does everything because she thinks she's so smart but in reality that's questionable. Actions speak louder than words for this person. Their sleep is the most important thing in the world and they dislike to shower hence always have greasy hair. Waking them in the morning requires one to yell or in worst case scenarios throw a bucket of water. They have 101 different personalities and it's scary to deal. But they have an amazing sense in music- get the best music advice from them and them only.
A coolmotherfucker that fucks mothers on a daily. Pulls bitches left right and centre. Normally has a banging sense of humour and pulls out all the jokes. Biggest cock in the room at all times. OOFs! Truly lovely guy and very sensual when in relationships. Can be a bit of a simp sometimes when he pulls out the big gestures but is incredible in bed. You know you are in for a treat when he whips out his lunchbox!!!!
Girl 1: Aberaham made me a playlist!!
Girl 2: He’s must have a huge cock. Get with him NOW!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!