A tall ass white dude thats dick is 6 feet. His kicks go deeper in the endzone then your your dad when his dick is in your mom. He can pancake defenders with his massive dick and he is as strong as an isis terrorist when they have a bomb
The timeless art of tricking your woman while she is layin in bed looking for the remote for the tv. You carefully tell her "here it is" but have your weiner in your hand under the covers so she grabs your boner instead. This is usually performed when the man comes home after drinkin and she is already clearly not in the mood.
I gave my hoebag the aaroncochran last night, she was so pissed she almoast ripped it off!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).