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Aaron Judge 

Second coming of Derek Jeter. Super respectful to everyone, as humble as anyone can be, and Barry Bonds without steriods. When you see Aaron Judge play, it’s like being in a dream, or being able to see into the future. All Yankees fans love him even though he’s only played part of 2016 all of 2017 and most of 2018. He hits a homer almost every game. Unlike Manny Machado, he actually puts his head down and runs when he hits a home run like he’s done it before. Proof that he’s a legend: He played New York, New York when he drove out of fenway park after beating the worst team of all time, the Red Sox
Cole: Dude i saw a Yankees game last night and this guy hit three homers.
Yankees Fan: Oh yeah, must’ve been Aaron Judge
Aaron Judge by Andranian October 27, 2018
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Aaron Judge 

An MLB beast that plays for the Yankees that leads the league in homeruns (currently).
Aaron Judge is going to win the MLB homerun derby!
Aaron Judge by ZectoPlays July 10, 2017

Aarson Judge 

Aaron Judge's twin brother and twitter legend for 24 hours. Aarson Judge signed with the San Fransisco Giants in the 2022 offseason but deal was later taken back after the Giants found out they were signing Aarson Judge and not Aaron Judge.
Aarson Judge kinda looks like Aaron Judge
Aarson Judge by Drippin Joe April 17, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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