Friend
1: Did you ask
Kelly to the prom?
Friend 2: Yep.
Friend 1: So?
Friend 2: Well, she smiled. Then she reached into her purse to get what I figured would be her
phone, but instead produced a rather large banana. She continued to smile and as she began peeling the banana, separating off each sliver. She then slapped me once with the first sliver,
twice with the second, and so on, before splitting the banana and using the halves to stab me in the eyes.
Friend 1: Arghsome, dude. Arghsome to the max!