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Best man in the earth.
Gets lots of women from anywhere
antti by Pertti November 24, 2004
An acronym for "and now the truth is awkward".
In an online chat:
Girl 1: i told this guy that i don't shave my pubes and i actually do =(
Girl 2: y would u lie???
Girl 1: the way he was talking, i thought he'd think i was a whorish porn star if i told him i do =(
Girl 2: ohhh, lol
Girl 1: but then he told me that he thinks im disgusting =(
Girl 2: well tell him the truth!
Girl 1: i can't...we're only friends...so it's kinda weird...it'd be weird to bring it up again...it'd be like i was telling him what he wanted to hear...i lied, and now he thinks i'm disgusting ='( ...i want to tell the truth...ANTTIA =(
ANTTIA by whatsarahsays724 April 20, 2009
If you know of 'Him', death will follow.


"OH MATEY, I TELL THEE, I COULD HAVE THAT ANTTI IN A FIGHT, HE'S NOT SO TOUGH... MAI THI? BALLS, I COULD TAKE HIM I TELL YOU!! (antti emerges from a ceiling panel) OH FUCK!! ANTTI, YOU ARE THE MAN I LOVE YOU!!!"
Antti by craw prawun October 20, 2008

Antti Kokko 

Rising scandinavian guitar player, played with the bands Etos, Remains, and Ancestor. Currently playing with the band Kalmah.
Antti Kokko by matt March 27, 2005
Is the best person who ever lived. He gets all the bitches and is loved by everyone. He is just a wonderfull person.
Antti i want to have intercourse with you, you are so hot and strong
antti by Antti the feimi May 30, 2022
An ugly guy, who tries to get attention from the ladies with stupid long hair and mailorder clothes.
"Did you hear he defined his own name in urbandictionary.com? What an Antti!"
antti by Hannu June 12, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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