Anyone Want Anything From The Shop?
Used by small offices everywhere on messenger groups in advance of a trip to the local shop.
1:37:34 PM Justin: AWAFTS?
1:37:44 PM James: no thanks
1:38:06 PM Matthew: can i have a big 8 sausage roll please
1:38:09 PM Luke: can you post this letter please
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'