Boozy Whopper

A fat (generally morbidly obese) ugly woman who is very very drunk and open to even the most obsence of suggestions.
Last night my mate went home with a boozy whopper. She was horrid!
by simplythebaz June 17, 2009
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AWAFTS

Anyone Want Anything From The Shop?
Used by small offices everywhere on messenger groups in advance of a trip to the local shop.
1:37:34 PM Justin: AWAFTS?
1:37:44 PM James: no thanks
1:38:06 PM Matthew: can i have a big 8 sausage roll please
1:38:09 PM Luke: can you post this letter please
by simplythebaz July 29, 2011
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