AWAFTS

Anyone Want Anything From The Shop?
Used by small offices everywhere on messenger groups in advance of a trip to the local shop.

1:37:34 PM Justin: AWAFTS?
1:37:44 PM James: no thanks
1:38:06 PM Matthew: can i have a big 8 sausage roll please
1:38:09 PM Luke: can you post this letter please

by simplythebaz July 29, 2011

Boozy Whopper

A fat (generally morbidly obese) ugly woman who is very very drunk and open to even the most obsence of suggestions.

Last night my mate went home with a boozy whopper. She was horrid!

by simplythebaz June 17, 2009