AWAFTS

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Anyone Want Anything From The Shop?
Used by small offices everywhere on messenger groups in advance of a trip to the local shop.

1:37:34 PM Justin: AWAFTS?
1:37:44 PM James: no thanks
1:38:06 PM Matthew: can i have a big 8 sausage roll please
1:38:09 PM Luke: can you post this letter please

AWAFTS by simplythebaz July 29, 2011

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HELL AWAITS

a perfect example of a religous fanatic.
thinks EVERYTHING from the outside the box is "evil".

HELL AWAITS: science is teh evil, along with the occult, and paganism or anything outside of my religion!
random person: take your zealotry somewhere else, troll...
HELL AWAITS: *kills self for being a zealot*

HELL AWAITS by Decrepit November 6, 2007

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AWAFTS • awaitsnai • G-awaits • HELL AWAITS • The Autobahn awaits you • a wats sama call it

awaitsnai

A fanpage on tiktok that helps with growing and gaining followers. Kiana

I love awaitsnai

awaitsnai by Karleyiscool October 2, 2021

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G-awaits

A feminine troll who feeds off the pain of others

Also have the tendency to express homosexual behavior

Stop being a G-awaits please and thank you

G-awaits by UN English directory February 27, 2024

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The Autobahn awaits you

A term used to tell another individual to quote,”Play in traffic”, to imply that one should commit the self imposed ending of one’s life by allowing one robe struck by oncoming traffic.

Facebook trash: “Your people are thieves and murderers!.”

You: “The Autobahn awaits you, have fun!.”

The Autobahn awaits you by ThatdarnShepard June 25, 2023

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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