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man i wanted to download porn from a site but it was an AVS site
avs by DarkKakashi7 April 5, 2005
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1) Cavernous and roast beef-like;
2) having blue waffle-like symptoms after 5 months of development;
3) from 7-9 months, AVS will form into a black hole with teeth, which results in a penis-encrusted vagina;
4) a peni tree begins to form after 1 year of development;
5) 6 weeks are needed for the peni tree to fully develop;
6) After a fully developed peni tree, the AVS will go into hibernation for 6-8 weeks;
7) after, the AVS becomes so contagious that physical, mental, or emotional contact is dangerous;
FYI) If a baby is born during any developmental stage of AVS, the baby will turn into a peni tree, so pregnancy is strictly reserved for those who do not have AVS.

FYI 2) AVS is also referred to as Amy's Vagina Syndrome
Amy: Do you want to come to a party
Caleb: No! You whore! You have AVS!
Amy: What's that?!
Caleb: You eat dicks with your vagina and grow peni trees out of it.

Amy: but my vagina is so cavernous and roast beef-like!
Caleb: Exactly...
AVS by MLDP inc. January 11, 2011
Adult Viriginity Syndrome.
Refers to any person over the age of 30 who has yet to lose their V Card, which is sad.
Aaron: Yo I heard that George has AVS
Joe: Well he does have a micro-penis so I’m not surprised.
AVS by tinsle.teeth November 13, 2018
Absolute value solution
I know you havn't heard about it when you took algebra but that's because you didn't take algebra after the year 2050.
avs by Xenoglyph October 12, 2003
Hungarian Secret Police from the end of WWII to 1956, when during a riot they where systematically rounded up and executed.
ah, the ÁVS.... that should be the fate of all jack booted thugs.

AVS Challenge 

Challenge that vet students undertake at the annual AVS "sports" weekend where they aim to get with at least one student from all other vet schools that came. Variations include shagging one from each school, or getting with someone from each year of each vet school.
Person A - "where the fuck are the Cambridge girls i wanna complete the AVS Challenge"
Person B - "stuck up cunts wouldn't get off with you anyway you're not from Cambridge"
AVS Challenge by blackbearpark123 November 4, 2019
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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