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ascend
"We were surprised when Chris Kortbaoui ascended to a higher level and ace'd the physics test, broke the 3 minute mile record, and defeated the dragon in Wow."
ascend by John Fianna February 4, 2007
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Ascend
In blackpill (BP) and looksmaxxing communities, "ascend" means to improve your looks enough to escape inceldom or low SMV (sexual market value) status—basically "leveling up" from subhuman/low-tier normie to Chadlite/Chad or at least getting laid/attention from "foids."
The "(BP)" tags it as blackpill-flavored: true ascends are rare/hard because genetics dominate (hard blackpill says most can't truly ascend past their "spawn point"). Soft BP or looksmaxxing types push it as possible via mewing, gymmaxxing, surgeries (jaw implants, rhino), skincare, etc. Often used motivationally in edits/TikToks ("ascend fr") or doomer-style ("it's over, can't ascend"). High success stories get called "ascended" or "glowed up BP maxxed."
The "(BP)" tags it as blackpill-flavored: true ascends are rare/hard because genetics dominate (hard blackpill says most can't truly ascend past their "spawn point"). Soft BP or looksmaxxing types push it as possible via mewing, gymmaxxing, surgeries (jaw implants, rhino), skincare, etc. Often used motivationally in edits/TikToks ("ascend fr") or doomer-style ("it's over, can't ascend"). High success stories get called "ascended" or "glowed up BP maxxed."
Ascend by Brave traveler 88 March 15, 2026
ascend the tree
the act of having sexual intercourse, refers to the ascension of the body starting at the feet leading to the genitals. traditional the ascenion begins with either the woman or man placing their foot on the other's opposite foot. Derived from ancient Indian tradition.
dude, you got to ascend the tree slow. She has a nice tree. I would ascend that so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.
ascend the tree by Jonathan Burkels January 6, 2012
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Ascend Selfbot by jxnx2 July 14, 2021
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