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Skin cream made from beeswax
Feel the refreshing difference and use apis to sooth your nasty sunburn
Apis by Jeff Bendfeld January 9, 2008
Words you can keep
Extremely hot god who can sense if you've been a good guy, if you haven't he'll sneak through your window and dig you a second "asshole" through your bellybutton, trust me you do not want to be naughty around an Apis.

A good example we have of this is what happend to "Tor Erik" he now has 4 assholes around his body
Also known to have good relations with Jasus
Look it's Apis, i love Apis
Apis by Snako April 1, 2022
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apis slavery 

The act of taking honey from bees.
Apis - referring to the genus to which honeybees belong
Slavery - the action of 'taking advantage' of the bees' hard work

Also called 'beekeeping'
If it weren't for apis slavery, I couldn't properly enjoy my biscuits.
apis slavery by Rooj Morej September 25, 2017

APISALOMA 

Samoan for the name "Absalom". In the bible it is the son of King David, known as the "Father Of Peace". It is also the name of a great man. The funniest and sometimes the scariest lol. Not only the best friend, but also the best dad, son, uncle, cousin you'd ever have. If there is one he stands for, its family. It is the 11.11.11 today, some say its the end of the world, but its only another peaceful beautiful day in Auckland New Zealand to remember my father's birthday . Happy birthday dad!
Whos that guy again?

Him, thats Apisaloma uce.

Apisaloma? Oh yeah, I've heard of him. Don't wanna mess with that guy.
APISALOMA by vato loco 6ix 2wo November 11, 2011
A person who turns others into apes.
Did you see uncle tom ape Wendy? What an apist!
Apist by Mr. Muttonchops November 29, 2018

umop apisdn 

= "Upside down.": Read Upside down, and backwards.
Try using Ctrl+Alt+Arrow-Down
Do you know Jack Johnson? He wrote this song: "umop apisdn".
umop apisdn by MopfMore April 2, 2015
1. without faith.

2. without belief.

3. a person who lives their life absent of faith.
Stranger: "Do you believe in God?"
Me: "No."
Stranger: "Oh. Are you an atheist?"
Me: "No."
Stranger: "Oh. What do you believe?"
Me. "Nothing. I'm apistic."
Stranger: "What's that mean?"
Me. "It means I don't believe anything."
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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