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ANSYS is an entity that provides instant answers from everything from deer control to finding mold-free housing. ANSYS also is used for selling anachronistic items, which individuals have no need for such as old Star Trek videotapes. In addition, ANSYS is an almighty entity that decides the fates of people's lives as it sees fit. It controls your computers and your salary.
ANSYS has met a local couple that needs assistance with finding housing which is mold free. ANSYS has pledged to search out possible agencies, realtors, and/or landlords that might be able to assist with finding them appropriate housing.
ANSYS by nutri-grain April 6, 2005
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A mysterious entity that is seeded in Canonsburg folk lore.

"ANSYS" 's existance was until now only thought to have been an old wive's tale, a misconception arrived at by misinterpretations of the original story. Not much is known about this mysterious entity but local Canonsburg folk lore tells us that "ANSYS" was origninally the name of an old language scholar who resided in the hills. The man was thought to be able to speak in more than twelve different languages fluently, and was able to read and understand several other ancient languages that had faded from mankind's memory. What fascinated him the most in languages, however, was the ability to describe the world around him with pinpoint accuracy. He theorized that if a language could describe the world around him flawlessly that one could use this language to predict future events. Plagued by an intrigued mind that would not give up he started to disect the way the world worked and began to create a simple language that could capsulate everything that he learned. Night turned to day, days into weeks, weeks into months, and months into years. He was seen in town infrequently and appeared to be exhausted all of the time. No one knows for sure what happened to this man but some speculate that he was successful in creating his "Ultimate Langauge" and used it to predict his own life causing him to go crazy. Others say that he never finished this monumental task and left behind several scrolls of instructions and a small group of people to carry on his work. Still others say that he used this "Ultimate Language" to write a description of himself perserving his essence to be recoverd later when mankind would be able to recreate him.

We may never know the true existance of the man they used to call "ANSYS" but his dreams of an "Ultimate Language" to describe everything will be sought after long after his time.
All folk lore obtained through Canonsburg's Girlscout troop #589376x after promising to buy 500 boxes of thin mints.

Have you seen ANSYS?
Report all sightings to "The Crazed Hillmen Society" at 555-DUMB(2751)
ANSYS by Scotties April 7, 2005
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Anysten is a very tall girl with dirty blonde curly hair. She has very smart friends, but she is less intelligent. The more time she spents with people, the stupider they get.
Anysten’s friends were so smart before they started hanging out with her.
Anysten by Tessa and Will October 7, 2019
Anaysh is an uncommon and distinctive name belonging to a man. If you meet someone in possession of this name, you must beware. With utmost certainty, his definite purpose in life is to make everyone around him as miserable as he is. His insecurities are numerous, and the adroit manner in which he projects them make it an intellectual task to decipher his parasitic motivations.

Other than his invidious and fallacious lies, he has little to no ability in solving the easiest of problems or performing the simplest of tasks. He will tell you he wants to be successful, but his grandiose perception of his own intelligence and achievements is one of his many self-restricting flaws. He wants an office on the 62nd floor, but his standards of achievement are in the basement. When around him, you will begin to observe that his actions reflect his immature and non-porous mind; his mental age can be calculated with this mathematical formula: (Actual Age/2.25 = Mental Age). Sometimes, you will be provoked to correct him — not out of derision, but out of love for your friend — but he understands all friendly analyses and guidance as an attempt to belittle him. Do not be fooled, he cannot be helped.

He was born this way. He is a pyschopath and a narcissist. Know him for a few minutes, and he might be charming and humorous; know him for a few years, and he is the worst person you have ever met. Beware.
What an Anaysh.

He is the Anaysh of the group.

I am devastated Anaysh did that to me.
Anaysh by jelly9.1 January 13, 2020
Shorter version of anarcho-syndicalist, which is someone who believes that the capitalist system and the government state should be overthrown in place of a union of workers where power and wealth is equally represented.
“I was talking with an ansyn earlier, which he believes in socialist collectivism without a state, unlike Stalinism or Maoism.”
ansyn by ._. .-. ._. .-. June 26, 2019
The best girl you will ever meet! She is super beautiful. She knows what she wants and is an amazing friend she can make you laugh when your going through the hardest time of your life. She can be your shoulder to cry on. She makes the funniest faces and is very loyal. She is fantastic and you will never want to lose her. She can impact your life with a huge boulder. If you lose her you will be sorry. She is the best thing to have
Wow she is the best friend ever!

Duh she is an Anayse
anayse by Blubbercakes February 8, 2014
an awesome friend who'll never let you down. a person who you'll look up to. annysha means adventurous, annysha can light up a room with their smile. if you have an annysha in your life never let them go, they're one of a kind. they'll never leave you and they'll always remain loyal.
wow, annysha is so nice. i'm so glad to have them as my best friend.
annysha by mothballrats March 27, 2021