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Asys are the most amazing , beautiful girls in the world they are there for u when u are down and up u are lucky if u get to meet a asys they are a best friend but sometimes have a attitude if u ever get to date a asys show her love and like her for the way she is she is not a good girl but she is trustworthy and a good best friend I have a asys in my life who understands me all the time she is funny all the time u will go to her to have a fun time she likes to try new things all the time u will want to be with her at all time love the asys around the world cause they are rare
Jocelyn: where is asys I miss her it’s not the same here at school with out her

Genesis : I know she is the one who makes school fun
asys by Baby._.joce1129 August 21, 2018
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asystotext 

Word coined in January 2018 by a Omaha Cardiologist, Dr. Van De Graaff. Asystotext is a text message that arrives while you’re in a business meeting that causes your heart to stop and you can’t pay attention to anything else going on.
Ironically, the cardiologist suffered from an asystotext caused by his girlfriend in the middle of a very important board meeting. Thankfully, no resuscitation was needed as he recovered quickly spontaneously.
asystotext by Logastellus January 23, 2018
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Pronouced (A-Sis-Truh) - Noun

green bozo at a 2005 house party in october (is autistic)
that weirdo asystra is staring at me, quick shoot them
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