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Asys are the most amazing , beautiful girls in the world they are there for u when u are down and up u are lucky if u get to meet a asys they are a best friend but sometimes have a attitude if u ever get to date a asys show her love and like her for the way she is she is not a good girl but she is trustworthy and a good best friend I have a asys in my life who understands me all the time she is funny all the time u will go to her to have a fun time she likes to try new things all the time u will want to be with her at all time love the asys around the world cause they are rare
Jocelyn: where is asys I miss her it’s not the same here at school with out her

Genesis : I know she is the one who makes school fun
asys by Baby._.joce1129 August 21, 2018
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asystotext 

Word coined in January 2018 by a Omaha Cardiologist, Dr. Van De Graaff. Asystotext is a text message that arrives while you’re in a business meeting that causes your heart to stop and you can’t pay attention to anything else going on.
Ironically, the cardiologist suffered from an asystotext caused by his girlfriend in the middle of a very important board meeting. Thankfully, no resuscitation was needed as he recovered quickly spontaneously.
asystotext by Logastellus January 23, 2018
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Pronouced (A-Sis-Truh) - Noun

green bozo at a 2005 house party in october (is autistic)
that weirdo asystra is staring at me, quick shoot them
Asystra by sunzuha October 28, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026